1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.
7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape.
11. Your family always knows where you are.
12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".
13. After reading this list, you forward it to a friend!
[question posted by SunSix]
responses and comments:
MY REASSESSMENT :- I have to stop sleeping with my computer. [rolcam]
Thank you for stopping to have reassessment!! [SunSix]
oh thats a too nice description ...... [somesh1984]
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hahahahha!! THat's brilliant! [ContentWriter]
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I have to say you have hit the spot. I can't believe how so right this is. More than half are true. My mom doesn't call much because I am online so much. Thanks for posting this. I'll shut my computer off in 1 hour. For about 1 hour. :) [giftsandbagscom]
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Very nice!!! Yeah I do show some symptoms of it! [sankethadiga]
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OH! this is great! i think i might have to re-evaluate my attachment to the laptop now....lol lol [euniceeleanor]
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I am really worried after reading your post, I've just realised that the only time I get that warm feeling in my lap is when I'm using my laptop/"toaster". Maybe that explains why I'm on it most of the time? [stmech0]
Thank you for stopping to have reassessment!! We all need it, you know. Thanks Pete!! [SunSix]
OK,OK. Have you been peeking in my window? I get it, you called and called, nothing but a buzy signal??? OK, OK, I promise I am almost done.......... just a few mintues more............there, DONE! I'll logoff now.........oops, another incoming email........... just 5 more minutes.......... [pookie92]
Thank you for stopping to have reassessment!! [SunSix]
OK,OK. Have you been peeking in my window? I get it, you called and called, nothing but a buzy signal??? OK, OK, I promise I am almost done.......... just a few mintues more............there, DONE! I'll logoff now.........oops, another incoming email........... just 5 more minutes.......... [pookie92]
Thank you for stopping to have reassessment!! [SunSix]